Taint by S.L. Jennings

Taint - S.L. Jennings



Taint
 by S.L. Jennings 
Published by Amazon Publishing on May 19th 2014 
Genres: ContemporaryDating & Sex,EroticaFictionLove & Romance,Romance 
Pages: 242 
Format: eBook 
Goodreads 
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Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here? 

Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we? 

You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.

Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls. 
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot. 
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue. 
F*ck. F***ck.

Ok, good. Now where were we?

If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.

For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.

And who am I?

Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake. 
And I turn housewives into whores. 

Now…who’s first?



 

Genre: Adult, Erotica
The Cover: 11/10
Writing: 6/10 
Heroine: 5/10
Romance: 4
Sexiness: 9/10

Taint

I would like to start of by saying I brought this upon myself. I, like you mostly likely did, saw that cover, and read that blurb. 



What was worse was the fact that as I read the blurb I kept thinking of the guy on the cover. I was so ready for this book. I couldn’t find it on netgallery so I waited like a damn hawk for it to come. When it did I put down everything else to read it. 

15% into it.


38%



And then I got to this part

“She’s an angel. My angel with a halo of fire.
Against the bare walls and sparse furnishings, she looks out of place. A woman like her should be surrounded by beauty, immersed in all things soft and gentle.” 






WHAT HAPPENED? 
I repeat what happened to my hot sexy story? What happen to the steam, the alpha? 

All of sudden my dark and sexy book boyfriend became a whipped bitch who couldn’t come up with any other nickname but angel every other page. 

I picked this up because I wanted to read about a hot alpha and his sex school not because I wanted to be dragged into another love story! Why do you authors do this to me?

One and a half Star for the first part of the story.

One star for the cover and blurb. 

Other then that this book was a total let down.

Easton